...and three days into the future!
For several years my little Cosm page has had a lovely, warm and snugly life adorning the pages of the Metro newspaper on a Friday morning... but this is all about to change!
Yes indeed dear reader, I have been wittering on about space and time for so long that I have finally torn the fabric of reality asunder and achieved... TIME TRAVEL!
I know it sounds fanciful... (impossible almost) but I can prove it. Without the aid of a flux capacitor (or TARDIS), this weekend you will witness my ability to influence the fabric of existence and project Cosm into the future!
'But how can I take part in this exciting experiment? How will I harness the necessary 1.21 gigawatts of electricity?' ... do I hear you cry?
Well, fear not humble reader! All you have to do is open this Friday's Metro newspaper (or log on here) and search for Cosm. I can tell you now that you searching will not bear fruit... for you will find that Cosm has vanished – lost to the vortex of time!
Now, you must spend the weekend in a state of bereft confusion... but wait you must until the weekend had passed. Now, you must act quickly (before the senseloss consumes your soul entirely) and seek out a copy of Monday's Metro newspaper (or log on here... on Monday).
Now examine the pages of Monday's paper and you will see the truth of my claims as Cosm is revealed to have travelled three days into the future!
Sadly, the realities of time travel means that Cosm is now stuck in the future and can never return to Friday!
So, be amazed and from now on seek your friendly, neighbourhood Cosm on a Monday.
Ben (Master of space and time)